stickwithsammy:

"scott brings this bird in, she starts bursting out these absolutely ridiculous dance moves"

What show is this? Lol

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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thotology:

lilpomseed:

I love tap water

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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fagbarbie:

i lost 17 million fans in kim k hollywood while i was gone

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gagafentyspears:

LMFAOOOO

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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